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Akadot's Top Ten Pick Up Lines at an Anime Convention -


Jason Lee and Amanda Winn Lee
10: Of all the anime conventions in all the world why did you have to walk into mine?

9: Can I see your Vampire Hunter D cups?

8: Are you going to the Hentai panel?

7: Nice tail.

6: I'm Steven Bennett.

5: So, is all your hair blue?

4: Why yes, that is a full size "Gundam Wing" action figure in my pocket, but I'm also happy to see you.

3: So exactly what kind of protection should I bring, Ranma?

2: Excuse me, I choose you.

1: Are you over eighteen?
Steve Bennett and company. Akadot's own Luis Reyes. Akachan and company.