Special thanks goes out to one of our readers who clued us in on what keeps you coming back for more. Need those reasons in list format? You're in luck! Read on as Akadot unabashedly reveals the...

10: The constant thrill that Akadot.com might be updated with every visit

9: The sudden, overwhelming depression when its not [editor's note: An extreme emotion is a good emotion, right?]

8: Checking out Akadot.com brings a nice break from staring at a mirror while dialing random numbers hoping to get the Goddess Helpline. Oh, Belldandy!

7: Reading old articles still beats writing a ten page paper a day after its due.

6: Throwing cursewords and lies about mothers at Akadot.com for not updating provides a safety valve for anger management.

5: They might update the Ikuni Observation Journal any day now!!

4: Stare at the website long enough and it starts whispering to you.

3: No! That's naughty!

2: If people can sit and watch Dragonball Z for hours on end, I can keep on visiting Akadot.com.

1: I'm going to be hunted down for that last comment. Please, Akadot. Post this in rememberance.

And now, if we may all bow are heads in a moment of silence for Slone47, the creator of this list. Your bravery and loyalty will always be remembered...

As always, Akadot welcomes submission for new top ten lists based on existing topics or on entirely new topics. Email all entries to editor@akadot.com.